• horoscope: aries enjoy breathing air and good food
  • girl: yaaaaassss bitch thats me as hell

waerlogas:

i may seem like an angry person on the surface but deep inside im actually angrier

(via treesappy)

  • person: OMG YOU DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE TEST???!?!?!
  • me: nope
  • person: BUT HOW ARE YOU GONNA PASS???
  • me: i'm not

thetechnicolortrenchcoat:

Today is Copernicus’s 541th birthday. You may remember Copernicus as the man who said “Hey, what if the Earth went around the sun?” To which the Catholic Church replied “Hey, what if we set you on fire?” 

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We broke up, Simon Gallup and I, because I thought he had changed too much. He was pretending to be someone else, that I didn’t really like. And also, he didn’t like me that much anymore either; he thought I was selfish and ignoring everybody, which I was probably, but that was my problem… I wasn’t feel at ease with him anymore. So we broke up after a fight, one too many, in a bar in Brussels, because I thought he’d been too tough with a young barman. He thought I was defending someone else for fun, and there’d be no end to it. I left the club at five in the morning, took a taxi to the airport and I waited for the next flight to go home. I left all my clothes behind. It was dramatic. After eighteen months without seeing him, I thought it was stupid, I couldn’t not like him anymore. One night, I went to this pub where we used to go drinking: I knew he’d be there. It was pretty funny because when I walked into the pub, everything went quiet, just like in a western. I walked towards him and started talking. Now he is back in the group. Robert Smith (December 1985 - Depeche Rock - (France)

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egberts:

"you stole that joke from tumblr" i posted that joke to tumblr

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i’m jealous of people who have cute laughs and fast metabolisms and nice teeth and good hair and can just make any outfit look good and  get along with everyone and are great at sports and do well in school bc none of that is me

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powerburial:

i’m an activist for men’s frights. i dont think men are afraid often enough. i just want to give them a good scare once in a while. just spook some dudes.

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