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themexicanpirate:

I was once dared by a friend, to slap a boy on the butt. I refused. Not because I didn’t dare (trust me, it was tempting, he was wearing lederhosn, it’s the best thing for a slap ever) I refused because I don’t want to be touched like that, and just because I’m a girl, smacking a boy’s butt…

guitar-heroine:

Do you ever just look at your favourite band and think “wow. I love these people.” and you remember how much you appreciate them and how much they mean to you

if you’re reading my tags today, i am so sorry

Awwwwe I'm in your badass girls tag c: YOU'RE NOT AWFUL THAT'S VERY GOOD. GOOD THOUGHTS KEEP 'EM COMIN. GOOD THOUGHTS NICE AND GAY

is that a new blink-182 song, ‘Good thoughts, nice and gay,/ Tom and I fuck every day’

instant hit


awkwardnarturtle:

i-mahu:

There’s two types of anger one is dry and the other wet and basically wet anger is when your eyes water and your voice shakes and I hate that cause I feel weak when I’m crying while angry I like dry anger when your face is like stone and your voice is sharp I guess wet anger shows that you care too much and dry anger means you’re done.

This is the best description ever

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crimewave360:

shinygays:

My anaconda don’t want none unless the state of the economy recovers, minimum wage workers see an increase in their pay, and women, racial, and sexual minorities acquire their rights.

hun

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